The Customs agent at @SeaTacAirport asked me “what’s up with the @sorelfootwear boots?” He wanted to know if I’m a mountain man. Hardly! I’m bringing my Canada Rugged fashion to the streets of New York. Does he think these are not good flying shoes?
Well, not at security, actually, with 25 people behind you waiting for you to complete the unlace! Or sitting on a 5 hour flight (a little TOO warm). Or when walking down the plane aisle to the bathroom with them unlaced. I tripped twice, to the point that a passenger shielded himself from me. I was like drunk pilled up Kristen Wiig on the Bridesmaids plane headed to Vegas.
The real truth. I wore them because they are so mountain man big that my luggage banned them.
But me wonders, if a customs agent doesn’t understand my booted up intentions, will the streets of New York? I
may will wear them absent of a blizzard. To look cool-ish.
Will that be too much? Or not enough. Maybe NY'ers will get it? Maybe the customs agent, stationed in Seattle, just doesn’t get fashion! Or my fashion.