Jesus is a New Yorker.

NO, JESUS IS A NEW YORKER

Manhattan Mini Storage got it wrong.  Jesus is a New Yorker.  He lives next to me in 2A.  Mary Magdalene is over all the time.  They sip on water + wine, on ice.  You know it’s his apt because there’s a crown of thorns hanging on his door.  Lady Gaga comes over to wash his feet with her hair.  People sometimes arrive in wheel chairs and leave walking.  On Tuesday nights we have Bible Study.  Jesus wore an I HEART GAY MARRIAGE T-shirt yesterday.  Last night we did cabaret night at the Duplex.  Tonight I’m bringing over scissors and we are going to cut him some face frame bangs.  On the night of Whitney’s passing he sang “I’m Every Woman” at Karaoke in Korea Town.  Today he is ministering in Union Square.  I assure you, Jesus IS a New Yorker.  More-so than you.